Blue balls is when the testicles are swollen in anticipation of sex. Yes, it is painful. No, women never have any pity on us. Stopping in the middle of sex and then not helping your boyfriend to finish is a good way to be single.

I'm not sure about women, but us men can figure it out. We have little choice.

Don't worry, a 13 year old boy confuses himself. Having been there and done that I can guarantee you that he has no chance of sanity for at least ten years. If you are willing to put up with that, you have to be more than obvious. Getting the idea through to him might take … Read more

By most psychiatrists I believe you are, yes. Obviously the term "genius" is an arbitrary point, usually defined at 140. If your friend took one of those online IQ tests, then you can tell him he is full of it.

That's like saying I can be a black belt by reading a book. … Read more

If you think you have a warrant, then you know what jurisdiction the warrant was issued from. Pick up the telephone and call the court clerk's office and ask them. From a pay phone. Use a handkerchief over the mouthpiece to muffle your voice so they won't recognize you. And a fake accent.

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RSA is used for public KEY cryptography. That is, it is a way of sending a message to someone where ONLY that person can read the message.  This is called asymmetric cryptography. Symmetric cryptography is where two people (or computers) know the same secret and can use it to send and receive data. Asymmetric is … Read more

A nice free program to do this is DeVeDe. It creates an image file that you can then burn to a DVD. You'll need other software to burn the DVD. The advantage of this is that it's free, converting video to DVD usually involves commercial software.

Sometimes a distributed system refers to a network (or networks) of computers that share information with each other in order to perform a specific task. This type of distributed system can be exemplified by google performing searches across thousands of computers, or places like the National Weather Service that use hundreds or thousands of computers … Read more

Yes. You might make a really big mess.

Mental arisings, including anger, occur for many reasons. The most effective way to stop them is to understand them, which is extremely difficult. To do that you have to observe every step your mind takes from action to reaction. And the only way to develop the awareness required to do that is to … Read more