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How long have you been alive?

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Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

A few hundred years. I was a Viking warrior who died heroically in battle. I ascended to live with the gods but they couldn't handle my corny humor and threw me back to earth 26 years ago as punishment.

Don't look at me like that. I haven't had a Mountain Dew in two days. I'm allowed a little insanity.

Luna Lily Profile
Luna Lily answered

21 years

Zack -  Mr. GenXer Profile
24,193,663.2

minutes on this earth.
Jann Nikka Profile
Jann Nikka answered

👹 long time.

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

I've been around so long that when God wanted a pet he came to me to buy a puppy. I'm still waiting for his blanky bank to clear the goldurned cheque.

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